Waiting is one of life’s hardships.

Never trust anyone who has not brought a book with them.

Miracles are like meatballs, because nobody can exactly agree on what they are made of, where they come from, or how often they should appear.

Every new promise was like something heavy I had to carry, with no place to put anything down.

Grammar is the greatest joy in life, don't you find?

How can someone so wonderful do something so terrible?

I'm jealous of your hooks," Kevin replied. "Having no hands is better than having two equally strong hands." Don't be ridiculous," one of the white-faced women replied. "Having a white face is worse than both of your situations." But you have a white face because you put makeup on," Colette said, as Sunny climbed back out of the trunk and knelt down in the snow. "You're putting powder on your face right now.