If you are allergic to a thing, it is best not to put that thing in your mouth, particularly if the thing is cats.
Daniel HandlerAnd when love is over when the diner of love seems closed from the outside you want all those hours back along with anything you left at the loverโs house and maybe a couple of things which arenโt technically yours on the grounds that you wasted a portion of your life and those hours have all gone southside.
Daniel HandlerHaving a personal philosophy is like having a pet marmoset, because it may be very attractive when you acquire it, but there may be situations when it will not come in handy at all.
Daniel HandlerI don't know why wicked places generally look wicked. You'd think they'd look nice, to fool people, but they hardly ever do.
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