Everyone tells you it's all right to cry, but not enough people say it's all right if you don't want people to know.
Daniel HandlerScolding must be very, very fun, otherwise children would be allowed to do it. It is not because children donโt have what it takes to scold. You need only three things, really. You need time, to think up scolding things to say. You need effort, to put these scolding things in a good order, so that the scolding can be more and more insulting to the person being scolded. And you need chutzpah, which is a word for the sort of show-offy courage it takes to stand in front of someone and give them a good scolding, particularly if they are exhausted and sore and not in the mood to hear it.
Daniel HandlerThere are many, many types of books in the world, which makes good sense, because there are many, many types of people, and everybody wants to read something different.
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