I’m not a cuckoo, either. I’m a fool is what.

As I am sure you know, when people say 'It's my pleasure,' they usually mean something along the lines of, 'There's nothing on Earth I would rather do less.' [...]

If you have ever lost a loved one, then you know exactly how it feels. And if you have not, then you cannot possibly imagine it.

You must be all a-tingle with excitement.' 'I guess so,' I said, but I did not feel a-tingle. I did not feel a-anything.

It is very easy to say that the important thing is to try your best, but if you are in real trouble the most important thing is not trying your best, but getting to safety.

It seemed to me that every adult did something terrible sooner or later. And every child, I thought, sooner or later becomes an adult.

They say love's like a bus, and if you wait long enough another one will come along, but not in this place where the buses are slow and most of the cute ones are gay.