You can invent things like automatic popcorn poppers. You can invent things like steam-powered window washers. But you can’t invent more time.

Like People, animals will become frightened and likely do whatever you say if you whip them enough.

Love is candy from a stranger, but it's candy you've had before and it probably won't kill you.

Sooner or later, everyone's story has an unfortunate event or two...The solution, of course, is to stay as far away from the world as possible and lead a safe, simple life.

If he’s not gay and he hung out with you the whole time, he wanted to be. It’s boyfriend or want to be boyfriend or I guess gay. Those are the choices.

Frustration is an interesting emotional state, because it tends to bring out the worst in whoever is frustrated.

Everything. A letter may be coded, and a word may be coded. A theatrical performance may be coded, and a sonnet may be coded, and there are times when it seems the entire world is in code. Some believe that the world can be decoded by performing research in a library. Others believe that the world can be decoded by reading a newspaper. In my case, the only thing that made sense of the world was you, and without you the world will seem as garbled and tragic as a malfunctioning typewrit9.