They're book addicts.
Never look a gift lion in the mouth.
They say that when you’re really in love, the world becomes gossamer and gorgeous, but in my experience the world gets grimy, and the love object is in stark relief from the surroundings. This is love, a pretty thing on an ugly street.
...the moron who thought love was forever.
This is like a cookie, it tastes like a cookie having sex with a doughnut.
A girl meets a boy, Ed, and everything changes, or so she says.