I liked, I admit, that we didnโt pretend there hadnโt been other girls. There was always a girl on you in the halls at school, like they came free with a backpack.
Daniel HandlerTwenty-six,โ you said. โOne for each day weโve been together, Min.โSomebody oohed. Somebody shushed them. โAnd I hope that someday Iโll do another something stupid and Iโll have to say it a million times because thatโs how long itโll be, together with you, Min. With you.
Daniel HandlerI have gone into town to buy a few last things we need for the expedition: Peruvian wasp repellent, toothbrushes, canned peaches, and a fireproof canoe. It will take a while to find the peaches, so don't expect me back until dinnertime. Stephano, Gustav's replacement, will arrive today by taxi. Please make him feel welcome. As you know, it is only two days until the expedition, so please work very hard today. Your giddy uncle, Monty
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