If you donโt care about something, one way to demonstrate your feelings is to say the word and then repeat the word with the letters S-C-H-M replacing the first letters. Somebody who didnโt care about dentists, for instance could say โDentist, schmentists.
Daniel Handler...that's not why we broke up. I love it, I miss it, I hate to give it back to you, this complicated thing, it's why we stayed together
Daniel HandlerInstead of the word 'love' there was an enormous heart, a symbol sometimes used by people who have trouble figuring out the difference between words and shapes.
Daniel HandlerTea should be as bitter as wormwod and as sharp as a two eged sword Kit Snicket (a series of unfortunate events)
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