I am so tired, I can hardly type these worfs.

I suppose I'll have to add the force of gravity to my list of enemies.

It is one of life's bitterest truths that bedtime so often arrives just when things are really getting interesting.

We are all told to ignore bullies. It's something they teach you, and they can teach you anything. It doesn't mean you learn it. It doesn't mean you believe it. One should never ignore bullies. One should stop them.

I have gone into town to buy a few last things we need for the expedition: Peruvian wasp repellent, toothbrushes, canned peaches, and a fireproof canoe. It will take a while to find the peaches, so don't expect me back until dinnertime. Stephano, Gustav's replacement, will arrive today by taxi. Please make him feel welcome. As you know, it is only two days until the expedition, so please work very hard today. Your giddy uncle, Monty

It is one of the peculiar truths of life that people often say things that they know full well are ridiculous.

The way sadness works is one of the strangest riddles of the world.