I am so tired, I can hardly type these worfs.

Labor Day is a holiday honoring those who work for a living. Laborious Day is a lesser known holiday honoring those who cannot stop talking about their work.

An Overall Feeling of Doom that One Cannot Ever Escape no Matter What One Does

...the moron who thought love was forever.

It is not always the job of people shouting outside impressive buildings to solve problems. It is often the job of the people inside, who have paper, pens, desks, and an impressive view.

In love, as in life, one misheard word can be tremendously important. If you tell someone you love them, for instance, you must be absolutely certain that they have replied "I love you back" and not "I love your back" before you continue the conversation.

A new experience can be extremely pleasurable, or extremely irritating, or somewhere in between, and you never know until you try it out.