The rinsed foam swirled into one drain that always clogged come October when the maples dropped Canadian propaganda over everything.

Any playlist without Prince is no friend of mine.

Complimenting someone in an exaggerated way is known as flattery, and flattery will generally get you anything you want.

I'm not a stranger," I said, and pointed to his book. "I'm someone who reads the same authors you do.

They say love's like a bus, and if you wait long enough another one will come along, but not in this place where the buses are slow and most of the cute ones are gay.

Life isn't fair," he said, in his undisguised voice, and for once the Baudelaire orphans agreed with every word the man said.

For Beatrice, our love broke my heart, and stopped yours.