The rinsed foam swirled into one drain that always clogged come October when the maples dropped Canadian propaganda over everything.

Dead women tell no tales. Sad men write them down.

There's an easy method for finding someone when you hear them scream. First get a clean sheet of paper and a sharp pencil. Then sketch out nine rows of fourteen squares each. Then throw the piece of paper away and find whoever is screaming so you can help them. It is no time to fiddle with paper.

Undeveloped, the whole thing,tossed into a box before we really had a chance to know what we had, and that's why we broke up.

You should never stick something that you are allergic to into your mouth, especially if that thing is cats.

Historically, a story about people inside impressive buildings ignoring or even taunting people standing outside shouting at them turns out to be a story with an unhappy ending.

It is terribly rude to tell people that their troubles are boring.