I don't know why wicked places generally look wicked. You'd think they'd look nice, to fool people, but they hardly ever do.

I don't know if you've ever noticed this, but first impressions are often entirely wrong.

You’re just jealous of me because I’m a tap-dancing ballerina fairy princess veterinarian!

Let’s go, let’s go together toward something extraordinary and I started making plans, thinking we would get that far.

There are many reasons, of course, why someone might snap their fingers and grin. If you heard some pleasing music, for instance, you might snap your fingers and grin to demonstrate that the music had charms that could soothe your savage breast. If you were employed as a spy, you might snap your fingers and grin in order to deliver a message in secret snapping-and-grinning code.

Labor Day is a holiday honoring those who work for a living. Laborious Day is a lesser known holiday honoring those who cannot stop talking about their work.

We are all told to ignore bullies. It's something they teach you, and they can teach you anything. It doesn't mean you learn it. It doesn't mean you believe it. One should never ignore bullies. One should stop them.