For every teenager I know, having a phone is a mixed blessing, because your parents can press a button and figure out where you are.

It is not always the job of people shouting outside impressive buildings to solve problems. It is often the job of the people inside, who have paper, pens, desks, and an impressive view.

Instead of the word 'love' there was an enormous heart, a symbol sometimes used by people who have trouble figuring out the difference between words and shapes.

So every so often, when I meet someone who's honestly appalled by my books and doesn't understand why they would be attractive to people... I find such people sort of charming, even though they usually don't like me.

I kind of always think my work is unfilmable, and when I meet people who are interested in filming it, I'm always stunned.

Make sure you have your own mask on, before helping others with theirs.

There is a pair of snakes who have learned to drive a car so recklessly that they would run you over in the street and never stop to apologize.