A good thing to do when one is sitting, eating, and resting is to have a conversation.
Daniel HandlerTemper tantrums, however fun they may be to throw, rarely solve whatever problem is causing them.
Daniel HandlerIt is difficult, when faced with a situation you cannot control, to admit you can do nothing.
Daniel HandlerI'm sure you have heard it said that appearance does not matter so much, and that it is what's on the inside that counts. This is, of course, utter nonsense, because if it were true then people who were good on this inside would would never have to comb their hair or take a bath, and the whole world would smell even worse than it already does.
Daniel Handler