It is always terrible to be told to go play with people one doesn't know.

Don’t repeat yourself. It’s not only repetitive, it’s redundant, and people have heard it before.

There are many, many types of books in the world, which makes good sense, because there are many, many types of people, and everybody wants to read something different.

In most cases, the best strategy for a job interview is to be fairly honest, because the worst thing that can happen is that you won't get the job and will spend the rest of your life foraging for food in the wilderness and seeking shelter underneath a tree or the awning of a bowling alley that has gone out of business.

Never mind what my name is,” the man said. “No one can pronounce it anyway. Just call me Sir.

People who say money doesn’t matter are like people who say cake doesn’t matter—it’s probably because they’ve already had a few slices.

She gave me a hug and for a second I was embraced by a body that makes me want to go home and never eat again.