It is always terrible to be told to go play with people one doesn't know.

Santa Claus has nothing to do with it," the latke said. "Christmas and Hanukah are completely different things." "But different things can often blend together," said the pine tree. "Let me tell you a funny story about pagan rituals.

If I were to say, "Yes, I am a fascinating, erudite person," what would that say about me? I don't know.

She gave me a hug and for a second I was embraced by a body that makes me want to go home and never eat again.

You meet people who are in pain in life and love and you forgive them for behaving the way they do.

-Most people would say that she's beautiful. -That's because she's been with most people.

But it's far too late for us; ring, hair, letters, photographs - all traces of our love will be scattered then, like an anagram.