who would dare think that, forever? Some idiot girl who wouldn’t know how things played out.
Daniel HandlerThere is only laughing across the land as the car moves you along, on your way someplace with love in the car.
Daniel HandlerI will love you as misfortune loves orphans, as fire loves innocence, and as justice loves to sit and watch while everything goes wrong.
Daniel HandlerEvery night I give a violin recital for six hours, and attendance is mandatory. The word 'mandatory' means that if you don't show up, you have to buy me a large bag of candy and watch me eat it.
Daniel Handler