Even the best plans can change if there's an accident.

The hallway was lined with numbered doors, odd numbers on one side and even numbers on the other, and large ornamental vases, too large to hold flowers and too small to hold spies.

Like People, animals will become frightened and likely do whatever you say if you whip them enough.

The rinsed foam swirled into one drain that always clogged come October when the maples dropped Canadian propaganda over everything.

Blinded following the Blindfolded

We need things, and the opposite of them, and we are so rarely completely comfortable.

13. 99 percent is a very large percentage. For instance, easily 99 percent of people want a roof over their heads, food on their tables, and the occasional slice of cake for dessert. Surely an arrangement can be made with that niggling 1 percent who disagree.