I am heartbroken, but I have been heartbroken before, and this might be the best for which I can hope.

I’m not a cuckoo, either. I’m a fool is what.

When things don't go right, go left

Once more, this is love: it rings and you open up unless it looks like an ax murderer.

Frustration is an interesting emotional state, because it tends to bring out the worst in whoever is frustrated.

I was too jitterbuggy happy to sleep, and the whole day kept playing in my brain's little screening room.

When I was researching my very first novel, "The Basic Eight," I was calling right-wing political and religious organizations and asking them to mail me their material so that I could mock them in my novels.