We laughed the rest of the way, because the point of this story is, it is not the cookies. It is the love.
Daniel HandlerIn love, as in life, one misheard word can be tremendously important. If you tell someone you love them, for instance, you must be absolutely certain that they have replied "I love you back" and not "I love your back" before you continue the conversation.
Daniel HandlerThere is no way of knowing for sure whether or not you can trust someone, for the simple reason that circumstances change all of the time.
Daniel Handler