Never mind what my name is,” the man said. “No one can pronounce it anyway. Just call me Sir.
Daniel HandlerMiracles are like pimples, because once you start looking for them you find more than you ever dreamed you'd see.
Daniel HandlerIt is very difficult to make one's way in this world without being wicked at one time or another, when the world's way is so wicked to being with.
Daniel HandlerI've never had a musical career. So I think it's been unaffected. I play the accordion. In terms of thinking of it as a musical career, I think it's sort of like calling yourself an astronaut because you have a shiny suit.
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