Anyone who thinks the pen is mightier than the sword has not been stabbed with both.

I was so grateful that Lemony Snicket wasn't the worst movie ever made that I overlooked many things that might have otherwise upset me.

Whenever you are examining someone else's belongings, you are bound to learn many interesting things about the person of which you were not previously aware.

For Beatrice- My love for you shall live forever. You, however, did not.

This is an absurd moral, for you and I both know that sometimes not only is it good to lie, it is necessary to lie.

Sometimes, even the best of plans will occur to you when it is too late.

When I wrote Rick, I had the idea that I would take the plot of nearly every opera and turn it into a dark film, which is something I still may do.