Anyone who thinks the pen is mightier than the sword has not been stabbed with both.

As I am sure you know, when people say 'It's my pleasure,' they usually mean something along the lines of, 'There's nothing on Earth I would rather do less.' [...]

I’d ruin any day, all my days, for those long nights with you, and I did.

Normally it is not polite to go into somebody’s room without knocking, but you can make an exception if the person is dead, or pretending to be dead.

I was never a fan of anything, and yet some people are fans of my books. That's a bit odd. But I like meeting them.

At times the world may seem an unfriendly and sinister place, but believe that there is much more good in it than bad. All you have to do is look hard enough. and what might seem to be a series of unfortunate events may in fact be the first steps of a journey.

Announcing your death should be like announcing that you are a lunar moth: It must be done quietly or it will not be believed.