Anyone who thinks the pen is mightier than the sword has not been stabbed with both.

I have gone into town to buy a few last things we need for the expedition: Peruvian wasp repellent, toothbrushes, canned peaches, and a fireproof canoe. It will take a while to find the peaches, so don't expect me back until dinnertime. Stephano, Gustav's replacement, will arrive today by taxi. Please make him feel welcome. As you know, it is only two days until the expedition, so please work very hard today. Your giddy uncle, Monty

and what might seem to be a series of unfortunate events may in fact be the first steps of a journey.

Make sure you have your own mask on, before helping others with theirs.

For Beatrice, when we first met, I was lonely, and you were pretty. Now I am pretty lonely.

...that's not why we broke up. I love it, I miss it, I hate to give it back to you, this complicated thing, it's why we stayed together

When you need a haircut, it looks like you have no one to take care of you.