You should never stick something that you are allergic to into your mouth, especially if that thing is cats.

Or why you are wearing a picture of Santa Clause on you shirts, but-” “It’s Herman Melville.

I never want to be away from you again, except at work, in the restroom or when one of us is at a movie the other does not want to see.

The Basic Eight and Watch Your Mouth both have first-person voices, and I ended up investigating those voices and investing so much in them that I think many people took them more seriously than they ought to have.

There are times to stay put, and what you want will come to you, and there are times to go out into the world and find such a thing for yourself.

Knowing that something is wrong and doing it anyway happens very often in life, and I doubt I will ever know why.

The movie was kickass, which was appropriate, because tonight it was called Kickass: The Movie.