You should never stick something that you are allergic to into your mouth, especially if that thing is cats.

Like a church bell, a coffin, and a vat of melted chocolate, a supply closet is rarely a comfortable place to hide.

I’d ruin any day, all my days, for those long nights with you, and I did.

I was stupid, the official descriptive phrase for happy.

If you wish to avoid an unpleasant story you had best put this book down

I find reading screenplays difficult, as they're only a roadmap for what a movie might end up being.

There is no easy way to train an apprentice. My two tools are example and nagging.