A mystery is solved with a story.

The children of this world and the adults of this world are in entirely separate boats and only drift near each other when we need a ride from someone or when someone needs us to wash our hands.

If writers wrote as carelessly as some people talk, then adhasdh asdglaseuyt[bn[ pasdlgkhasdfasdf.

When you need a haircut, it looks like you have no one to take care of you.

Miracles are like meatballs, because nobody can exactly agree on what they are made of, where they come from, or how often they should appear.

You would run much slower if you were dragging something behind you, like a knapsack or a sheriff.

For Beatrice- When we were together I felt breathless. Now you are.