People don't always get what they deserve in this world.

I love no one but you, I have discovered, but you are far away and I am here alone. Then this is my life and maybe, however unlikely, I'll find my way back there. Or maybe, one day, I'll settle for second best. And on that same day, hell will freeze over, the sun will burn out and the stars will fall from the sky.

The miracle is the adverbs, the way things are done.

You should never stick something that you are allergic to into your mouth, especially if that thing is cats.

Who are you?" Violet asked. It is confusing to fall asleep in the daytime and wake up at night. "what are you doing with Uncle Monty's reptiles?" Klaus asked. It is also confusing to realize you have been sleeping on stairs, rather than in a bed or sleeping bag. "Dixnik?" Sunny asked. It is always confusing why anyone would choose to wear a plaid shirt.

Don’t repeat yourself. It’s not only repetitive, it’s redundant, and people have heard it before.

Hup hup ha ha hammy hee hee!