Count Olaf certainly does sound evil. Imagine forcing children to stand near a stove!
Daniel HandlerThe trick to following someone without getting caught is to follow somebody who doesn't think they're being followed.
Daniel HandlerSometimes words are not enough. There are some circumstances so utterly wretched that I cannot describe them in sentences or paragraphs or even a whole series of books.
Daniel HandlerIt is difficult, when faced with a situation you cannot control, to admit you can do nothing.
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