I love no one but you, I have discovered, but you are far away and I am here alone. Then this is my life and maybe, however unlikely, I'll find my way back there. Or maybe, one day, I'll settle for second best. And on that same day, hell will freeze over, the sun will burn out and the stars will fall from the sky.

You’re just jealous of me because I’m a tap-dancing ballerina fairy princess veterinarian!

Everybody has a theory.

If you don’t care about something, one way to demonstrate your feelings is to say the word and then repeat the word with the letters S-C-H-M replacing the first letters. Somebody who didn’t care about dentists, for instance could say ‘Dentist, schmentists.

It is a lonely feeling when someone you care about becomes a stranger.

In times of extreme stress, one can often find energy hidden in even the most exhausted areas of the body.

Never, under any circumstances, let the Virginian wolfsnake near a typewriter.