You can invent things like automatic popcorn poppers. You can invent things like steam-powered window washers. But you canโt invent more time.
Daniel HandlerOnce more, this is love: it rings and you open up unless it looks like an ax murderer.
Daniel HandlerI opened my mouth and kissed you then, the first time all night, attacked you and surrendered completely, and letโs get out of here. Iโm ready, Iโm finished, letโs not break up, no, no. Take me home, my boyfriend, my love.
Daniel Handler...there's nothing wrong with occasionally staring out the window and thinking nonsense, as long as the nonsense is yours.
Daniel Handler