the mind has a thousand eyes, and the heart has one:yet the light of a whole life dies when love is done.
Daniel HandlerIt is not always the job of people shouting outside impressive buildings to solve problems. It is often the job of the people inside, who have paper, pens, desks, and an impressive view.
Daniel HandlerPeople worry more about girls, for a good reason: I don't think my parents thought I was going to be raped by a classmate or attacked when I was walking alone in some neighborhood. So it's not just paranoid parents.
Daniel HandlerNever mind what my name is,โ the man said. โNo one can pronounce it anyway. Just call me Sir.
Daniel Handler