Miracles can happen, even to those who are small, flammable, and dressed all in black.
Daniel HandlerNowhere in the world is safe," Count Olaf said. Not with you around," Violet agreed. I'm no worse than anyone else," Count Olaf said.
Daniel Handlerthe table of elements does not contain one of the most powerful elements that make up our world, and that is the element of surprise.
Daniel HandlerLately it has become more and more difficult to attend dinner parties without the evening ending in gunfire or tapioca.
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