Either you have the feeling or you don't. Hawk Davies

Morning is an important time of day, because how you spend your morning can often tell you what kind of day you are going to have.

I was once almost forced off the stage at a large chain bookstore that shall remain nameless, because she introduced me as Lemony Snicket, and I immediately interrupted her and said, "Oh no, Lemony Snicket isn't here," and then she tried to cancel the event right then and there.

Anyone who knew Violet well could tell she was thinking hard, because her long hair was tied up in a ribbon to keep it out of her eyes. Violet had a real knack for inventing and building strange devices, so her brain was often filled with images of pulleys, levers, and gears, and she never wanted to be distracted by something as trivial as her hair.

I never want to be away from you again, except at work, in the restroom or when one of us is at a movie the other does not want to see.

There are few sights sadder than a ruined book.

For Beatrice, our love broke my heart, and stopped yours.