I hadn't even been looking, not for you, and now you were my heart's desire.

Everyone tells you it's all right to cry, but not enough people say it's all right if you don't want people to know.

When you start reading nonfiction books about piracy, you realize that it's actually just a history of desperate people.

Your initial opinion on just about anything may change over time.

My chauffer once told me that I would feel better in the morning, but when I woke up the two of us were still on a tiny island surrounded by man-eating crocodiles, and, as I'm sure you can understand, I didn't feel any better about it.

If you know somebody very well, like your grandmother or your baby sister, you will know when they are real and when they are fake.

We are a nation of children letting horrible things happen, and flunking Calc.