They say in every library there is a single book that can answer the question that burns like a fire in the mind.
Daniel HandlerPeople worry more about girls, for a good reason: I don't think my parents thought I was going to be raped by a classmate or attacked when I was walking alone in some neighborhood. So it's not just paranoid parents.
Daniel HandlerIn times of extreme stress, one can often find energy hidden in even the most exhausted areas of the body.
Daniel HandlerOccasionally there are parents who say, "I brought my child so he or she could learn what the career of a writer is like, and you did this long theatrical performance instead, and I'm very disappointed."
Daniel Handler