Every problem has a solution. Sometimes it just takes a long time to find the solution - even if it's right in front of your nose.

It looked exhausting and pointless, two things that should be avoided at all costs

Dead women tell no tales. Sad men write them down.

How do you do?" said Violet. "How do you do?" said Klaus. "Odo yow!" said Sunny.

There are those who say that life is like a book, with chapters for each event in your life and a limited number of pages on which you can spend your time. But I prefer to think that a book is like a life, particularly a good one, which is well to worth staying up all night to finish.

Lately it has become more and more difficult to attend dinner parties without the evening ending in gunfire or tapioca.

That night was a dark day. Of course, all nights are dark days, because night is simply a badly lit version of day.