Love can smack you like a seagull, and pour all over your feet like junk mail.

The key to good eavesdropping is not getting caught.

There are many, many types of books in the world, which makes good sense, because there are many, many types of people, and everybody wants to read something different.

Having an aura of menace is like having a pet weasel, because you rarely meet someone who has one, and when you do, it makes you want to hide under the coffee table.

Hello, freaky peoples!

There is no way of knowing for sure whether or not you can trust someone, for the simple reason that circumstances change all of the time.

You meet people who are in pain in life and love and you forgive them for behaving the way they do.