...the moron who thought love was forever.

There is no easy way to train an apprentice. My two tools are example and nagging.

There are many, many types of books in the world, which makes good sense, because there are many, many types of people, and everybody wants to read something different.

Lemony Snicket. Now, I'm told - the books, of course, starting from the very first one, became hugely popular, selling millions and millions. And I understand that when you used to go around to talk to your very young fans, you would appear as Lemony Snicket's representative or agent.

Or why you are wearing a picture of Santa Clause on you shirts, but-” “It’s Herman Melville.

All the secrets of the world are contained in books. Read at your own risk.

This is like a cookie, it tastes like a cookie having sex with a doughnut.