There are some people who believe that home is where one hangs one's hat, but these people tend to live in closets and on little pegs.
Daniel HandlerCount Olaf sounds like an awful person. I hope he is torn apart by wild animals someday. Wouldn't that be satisfying?
Daniel HandlerTears are curious things, for like earthquakes or puppet shows, they can occur at any time, without any warning and without any good reason.
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