If everyone fought fire with fire, the whole world would go up in smoke.

The movie was kickass, which was appropriate, because tonight it was called Kickass: The Movie.

It is difficult, when faced with a situation you cannot control, to admit you can do nothing.

Strange as it may seem, I still hope for the best, even though the best, like an interesting piece of mail, so rarely arrives, and even when it does it can be lost so easily.

When do you learn that the world, like any diner worth its salt, is open twenty-four hours a day?

When I was researching my very first novel, "The Basic Eight," I was calling right-wing political and religious organizations and asking them to mail me their material so that I could mock them in my novels.

I always think it's silly when people talk about works of culture taking risks. Because there's not any risk involved.