13. 99 percent is a very large percentage. For instance, easily 99 percent of people want a roof over their heads, food on their tables, and the occasional slice of cake for dessert. Surely an arrangement can be made with that niggling 1 percent who disagree.

Someone feeling wronged is like someone feeling thirsty. Don’t tell them they aren’t. Sit with them and have a drink.

The file clanked against me, my stupid idea nobody would have gotten had I ever done it. You even wouldn't have gotten it, Ed, I thought, watching her go. It's why we broke up, so here it is. Ed, how could you?

I find reading screenplays difficult, as they're only a roadmap for what a movie might end up being.

...the moron who thought love was forever.

Everything else has vanished, so you take them now. Maybe if you're the one keeping them, I'll be the one feeling better.

I don't know why wicked places generally look wicked. You'd think they'd look nice, to fool people, but they hardly ever do.