When I was researching my very first novel, "The Basic Eight," I was calling right-wing political and religious organizations and asking them to mail me their material so that I could mock them in my novels.

I decided that it might be interesting to have terrible things happen to orphans over and over again.

If you are allergic to a thing, it is best not to put that thing in your mouth, particularly if the thing is cats.

It is a lonely feeling when someone you care about becomes a stranger.

One of the world's most popular entertainments is a deck of cards, which contains thirteen each of four suits, highlighted by kings, queens and jacks, who are possibly the queen's younger, more attractive boyfriends.

You may be right,' she said, a phrase which here meant 'I’m wrong, but I don’t have the courage to say so.

I have gone into town to buy a few last things we need for the expedition: Peruvian wasp repellent, toothbrushes, canned peaches, and a fireproof canoe. It will take a while to find the peaches, so don't expect me back until dinnertime. Stephano, Gustav's replacement, will arrive today by taxi. Please make him feel welcome. As you know, it is only two days until the expedition, so please work very hard today. Your giddy uncle, Monty