My chauffer once told me that I would feel better in the morning, but when I woke up the two of us were still on a tiny island surrounded by man-eating crocodiles, and, as I'm sure you can understand, I didn't feel any better about it.
Daniel HandlerWhat happens in a certain place can stain your feelings for that location, just as ink can stain a white sheet. You can wash it, and wash it, and still never forget what has transpired - a word which here means 'happened, and made everybody sad'.
Daniel HandlerSometimes even in most unfortunate of lives there will occur a moment or two of good.
Daniel HandlerThere is no worse sound in the world than someone who cannot play the violin but insists on doing so anyway.
Daniel Handler