For Beatrice, when we first met, I was lonely, and you were pretty. Now I am pretty lonely.
Daniel HandlerYou may be right,' she said, a phrase which here meant 'Iโm wrong, but I donโt have the courage to say so.
Daniel HandlerI'm not very good at the accordion. If I played guitar, I wouldn't be on anyone's album. But because I play the accordion and no one else does, I end up doing strange things.
Daniel HandlerMembers of your family might say they are working hard all day long, while you are off at school or clarinet lessons, but the only way to know this for sure is to follow them at a discreet distance.
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