There are some people who believe that home is where one hangs one's hat, but these people tend to live in closets and on little pegs.

If you enjoy books with happy endings than you are better off reading some other book.

When you need a haircut, it looks like you have no one to take care of you.

E!" Klaus cried. "E as in Exit!" The Baudelaires ran down E as in Exit, but when they reached the last cabinet, the row was becoming F as in Falling File Cabinets, G as in Go the Other Way! and H as in How in the World Are We Going to Escape?

One of the most difficult things to think about in life is one’s regrets. Something will happen to you, and you will do the wrong thing, and for years afterward you will wish you had done something different.

You know, there's a big world out there filled with desperate orphans who would gladly swim across an ocean of thumbtacks just to be eclipsed by the long shadow that is cast by my accomplishments.

-Most people would say that she's beautiful. -That's because she's been with most people.