Hello, freaky peoples!

Temper tantrums, however fun they may be to throw, rarely solve whatever problem is causing them.

But the world did not match the picture in my head, and instead I was with a strange, uncombed person, overlooking a sea without water and a forest without trees.

When you need a haircut, it looks like you have no one to take care of you.

Get out of my way, you cakesniffers!” said a rude, violent, and filthy little girl, shoving the Baudelaire orphans aside as she dashed by.

You may want to keep a commonplace book which is a notebook where you can copy parts of books you think are in code, or take notes on a series of events you may have observed that are suspicious, unfortunate, or very dull. Keep your commonplace book in a safe place, such as underneath your bed, or at a nearby dairy.

...you know that a good, long session of weeping can often make you feel better, even if your circumstances have not changed one bit.