Hello, freaky peoples!

Of course, it is boring to read about boring thing, but it is better to read something that makes you yawn with boredom than something that will make you weep uncontrollably, pound your fists against the floor, and leave tearstains all over your pillowcase, sheets, and boomerang collection.

She gave me a hug and for a second I was embraced by a body that makes me want to go home and never eat again.

Are you who I think you are?

It seemed to me that every adult did something terrible sooner or later. And every child, I thought, sooner or later becomes an adult.

The right hand doesn’t know what the left is doing” is a phrase that refers to times when people ought to know, but don’t know, about something that is happening very close to them. For instance, you ought to know about the man who watches you when you sleep.

Frustration is an interesting emotional state, because it tends to bring out the worst in whoever is frustrated.