The trouble with talking about irony is, it's such a slippery thing that the second you start talking about it, you're a better example of it than you are an analyst.

I stand entwined in fire on the inextinguishable bonfire of inconceivable love.

I go to bed early and rise late and feel as if I have hardly slept, probably because I have been reading almost the entire time.

It looked like something the Hemlock needed, or a piece of equipment a plumber had left behind. It looked like none of your business.

It looked exhausting and pointless, two things that should be avoided at all costs

the table of elements does not contain one of the most powerful elements that make up our world, and that is the element of surprise.

It is difficult, when faced with a situation you cannot control, to admit you can do nothing.