It looked like something the Hemlock needed, or a piece of equipment a plumber had left behind. It looked like none of your business.
Daniel HandlerI met [my editor] in a bar where alcoholic beverages are served and I bought her one and I told her the idea. And she said that she liked it very much, which embarrassed me because I thought it meant that she was a lightweight and that in the morning, as so many women say to so many men, what seems like a good idea, you know, turns out not to be.
Daniel HandlerLike a lot of people whose children were small in the 2000s, I read [Daniel Handler] books out loud and I loved them.
Daniel HandlerI was so grateful that Lemony Snicket wasn't the worst movie ever made that I overlooked many things that might have otherwise upset me.
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