Announcing your death should be like announcing that you are a lunar moth: It must be done quietly or it will not be believed.
Daniel HandlerIt is a miracle if you can find true friends, and it is a miracle if you have enough food to eat, and it is a miracle if you get to spend your days and evenings doing whatever it is you like to do, and the holiday season - like all the other seasons - is a good time not only to tell stories of miracles, but to think about the miracles in your own life, and to be grateful for them, and that's the end of this particular story.
Daniel HandlerShe gave me a hug and for a second I was embraced by a body that makes me want to go home and never eat again.
Daniel HandlerThey say that when youโre really in love, the world becomes gossamer and gorgeous, but in my experience the world gets grimy, and the love object is in stark relief from the surroundings. This is love, a pretty thing on an ugly street.
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