I will love you as misfortune loves orphans, as fire loves innocence, and as justice loves to sit and watch while everything goes wrong.

And then like a song we'd forgotten was even on the mix, you stepped into the house and my whole life.

Everything else has vanished, so you take them now. Maybe if you're the one keeping them, I'll be the one feeling better.

Get out of my way, you cakesniffers!” said a rude, violent, and filthy little girl, shoving the Baudelaire orphans aside as she dashed by.

You know I want to be a director, but you could never truly see the movies in my head and that, Ed, is why we broke up.

Anyone who gives you a cinnamon roll fresh out of the oven is a friend for life.

This is love if it's not with you, a terrible fiery something that makes people look away, and it feels like a punch in the throat.