Having a personal philosophy is like having a pet marmoset, because it may be very attractive when you acquire it, but there may be situations when it will not come in handy at all.
Daniel HandlerThe movie was kickass, which was appropriate, because tonight it was called Kickass: The Movie.
Daniel HandlerIt is often difficult to admit that someone you love is not perfect, or to consider aspects of a person that are less than admirable.
Daniel Handler