Every night I give a violin recital for six hours, and attendance is mandatory. The word 'mandatory' means that if you don't show up, you have to buy me a large bag of candy and watch me eat it.
Daniel HandlerA passport, as I'm sure you know, is a document that one shows to government officials whenever one reaches a border between two countries, so that the official can learn who you are, where you were born, and how you look when photographed unflatteringly.
Daniel HandlerNever mind what my name is,” the man said. “No one can pronounce it anyway. Just call me Sir.
Daniel HandlerSo she loved him. She just did immediately and again often and clearly naturally and soundly and obviously and many others.
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