This is an absurd moral, for you and I both know that sometimes not only is it good to lie, it is necessary to lie.

Well-read people are less likely to be evil.

One of the most difficult things to think about in life is one’s regrets. Something will happen to you, and you will do the wrong thing, and for years afterward you will wish you had done something different.

Everyone tells you it's all right to cry, but not enough people say it's all right if you don't want people to know.

When trouble strikes, head to the library. You will either be able to solve the problem, or simply have something to read as the world crashes down around you.

Is it OK not to be a virgin, yes. Most people aren’t virgins, Min. That’s why there’s people to begin with.

The last time I saw you I was trying to throw thumbtacks into your cradle!