This toast feels raw. Is it safe to eat raw toast?

Anyone who thinks the pen is mightier than the sword has not been stabbed with both.

But the three siblings were not born yesterday. Violet was born more than fifteen years before this particular Wednesday, and Klaus was born approximately two years after that, and even Sunny, who had just passed out of babyhood, was not born yesterday. Neither were you, unless of course I am wrong, in which case welcome to the world, little baby, and congratulations on learning to read so early in life.

You'd think that sweet would be a land far, far away from irritating, but as it turns out they're right next door, and always having border disputes.

That night it felt that somehow by flicking them off the roof, the matches would burn down everything, the sparks from the tips of the flames, torching the world and all the heartbroken people in it.

There are secrets everywhere. I think everyone's parents have secrets. You just have to know where to look for them.

So every so often, when I meet someone who's honestly appalled by my books and doesn't understand why they would be attractive to people... I find such people sort of charming, even though they usually don't like me.