It was a secret time and place, you next to me, untraceable and out of this world

But it's far too late for us; ring, hair, letters, photographs - all traces of our love will be scattered then, like an anagram.

You'd think that sweet would be a land far, far away from irritating, but as it turns out they're right next door, and always having border disputes.

I find reading screenplays difficult, as they're only a roadmap for what a movie might end up being.

There are two good reasons to put your napkin in your lap. One is that food might spill in your lap, and it is better to stain the napkin than your clothing. The other is that it can serve as a perfect hiding place. Practically nobody is nosey enough to take the napkin off a lap to see what is hidden there.

Blinded following the Blindfolded

Instead of the word 'love' there was an enormous heart, a symbol sometimes used by people who have trouble figuring out the difference between words and shapes.