And a refrigerator may hold a basket of strawberries, which would be important if a maniac said to you, "If you don't give me a basket of strawberries right now, I'm going to poke you with this large stick." But when the two elder Baudelaires and Quigley Quagmire opened the refrigerator, they found nothing that would help someone who was wounded, dying of thirst, or being threatened by a strawberry-crazed, stick-carrying maniac.

The difference between a house and a home is like the difference between a man and a woman-- it might be embarrassing to explain, but it would be very unusual to get them confused.

-Most people would say that she's beautiful. -That's because she's been with most people.

Like People, animals will become frightened and likely do whatever you say if you whip them enough.

There are many difficult things in this world to hide, but a secret is not one of them.

The rinsed foam swirled into one drain that always clogged come October when the maples dropped Canadian propaganda over everything.

For Beatrice, I cherished, you perished, The world's been nightmarished.