The right hand doesnโt know what the left is doingโ is a phrase that refers to times when people ought to know, but donโt know, about something that is happening very close to them. For instance, you ought to know about the man who watches you when you sleep.
Daniel HandlerEveryone tells you it's all right to cry, but not enough people say it's all right if you don't want people to know.
Daniel HandlerThey didn't understand it, but like so many unfortunate events in life, just because you don't understand it doesn't mean it isn't so.
Daniel HandlerI love no one but you, I have discovered, but you are far away and I am here alone. Then this is my life and maybe, however unlikely, I'll find my way back there. Or maybe, one day, I'll settle for second best. And on that same day, hell will freeze over, the sun will burn out and the stars will fall from the sky.
Daniel HandlerHow wrong to think I was anyone else, like thinking grass stains make you a beautiful view, like getting kissed makes you kissable, like feeling warm makes you coffee, like liking movies makes you a director. How utterly incorrect to think it any other way, a box of crap is treasures, a boy smiling means it, a gentle moment is a life improved.
Daniel Handler