There are few sights sadder than a ruined book.

The file clanked against me, my stupid idea nobody would have gotten had I ever done it. You even wouldn't have gotten it, Ed, I thought, watching her go. It's why we broke up, so here it is. Ed, how could you?

If he’s not gay and he hung out with you the whole time, he wanted to be. It’s boyfriend or want to be boyfriend or I guess gay. Those are the choices.

I don't know if you've ever noticed this, but first impressions are often entirely wrong.

If we wait until we're ready, we'll be waiting for the rest of our lives.

When things don't go right, go left

There are some people who believe that home is where one hangs one's hat, but these people tend to live in closets and on little pegs.