The average user doesn't give a damn what happens, as long as (1) it works and (2) it's fast.

I thank God for not making me a computer scientist.

I won't be satisfied until I've put the entire security industry out of work.

Just because it's automatic doesn't mean it works.

I'm an academic. It's publish or perish.

In general, the Internet was not designed to accommodate deliberate failures to communicate.

I do engineering, not religion.