I thank God for not making me a computer scientist.

I have discovered that there are two types of command interfaces in the world of computing: good interfaces and user interfaces.

I won't be satisfied until I've put the entire security industry out of work.

I do engineering, not religion.

The average user doesn't give a damn what happens, as long as (1) it works and (2) it's fast.

I'm an academic. It's publish or perish.

From a security perspective, if you're connected, you're screwed.