People don't understand sarcasm, like, they take everything too seriously. People need to lighten up and go ice skating.

I would stay in bed and get an extra 10 minutes sleep

Candles are good as long as you're not me and you don't fall asleep and your house burns down.

I am very scared of being outside my home for long periods of time.

Yes, I am old enough to grow a beard actually. So ner-ner-ner-ner

I start sweating and shaking and having panic attacks if I am not at home.

I know if I don't tour people will forget the record and you run a high risk of the record failing.